I'm getting brave. I went ahead and enabled comments since my last post was mundo popular. Just don't give me a reason to report you and we'll get along.

Wet noodleness aside, I really am honored that so many of you have been stopping by to get a laugh and even tell me about it. I have some more Late Night observations to comment on in this post so I'm sure you're in for more giggles. Cuz I just do that to people. We all need to laugh more so why not?

OK, so, I was playing my tester sim for Late Night and got him all set up in a lot and added a bedroom for a butler and got the guy hired. He's wonderful but oddly looks like Steven Colbert. Scary. He does a fantastic job compared to the lazy maids. I swear I never get a decent one. Hire, fire, hire, fire, just forget it. Merry Maids do not make me merry. So that chap's life is much better and he's working on his celebrity status. He's only a 2 star right now. Poor widdle two star celeb. I love it when sims react to him in public. It's so funny. I always scan the lot to see who they're spazzing over and then it comes to me. They're freaking over lil 'ol me. Aw shucks.

I moved a lady in with him just because I can. I'll make her work or something. See, I met this sim once. Once I say. And she didn't like my sim. Next thing I know I'm at Smuggler's Cove and she's sitting there reading a book. I was like, Oh, I remember you. Ms. Grumpybutt. and slunk over to greet her. Then I look in my relationship panel and somehow she and her daughter got to best friend status with my sim (and I had never met her daughter). Wha...? The only thing that changed between the time he met her and now was he moved. She's his neighbor now and I didn't know it. Did that change the relationship? Weird.

I wanted to try out the vampire life so I made a sim to become a vampire last night. He already looks like one since I planned for it. He just needed to be turned. This was an... adventure. He met all sorts of vampires day and night. He actually got vampire wants, like meet a vampire, befriend a vampire, be turned by a vampire, etc. Like he already knew what I made him for. My other sim didn't get those wants. Anyway, I go to the most happenin' place in Bridgeport, the pavement outside the Cineplex (Did anyone else notice this is the grand hangout? Forget bars, clubs, lounges, parties. It's all about the sidewalk and loitering in Bridgeport apparently.). Morrigan Hemlock (you can't tell me this isn't a Dragon Age reference) took a keen interest in my sim. And she was hungry. I have a feeling he scored high on the yummy blood meter. She was pretty forward and persistent regardless of the fact that her creepy husband was lurking in the corner by the doors, watching with his beady little... er... eyes. The vamp eyes are wild I tell ya. There were actually 5 vampires that showed up. My sim was alone at first. He must be really nummy because they all wanted to talk to him. Kind of creepy. And why do they all have the evil trait? Can't there be nice vampires? Sheesh. They all wander around wringing their hands cackling that creepy evil laugh. Mwhahahahahahahahahaha! Do you mind? I'm trying to socialize here. Cripes. Uh, so, my sim got friendly with Morrigan quick and asked her to turn him. I didn't expect it right then. I thought they were supposed to go someplace from prying eyes, but no. She just hauls off and munches on his arm right there, in front of like 10 sims. You can't tell me they didn't notice. And she did it before he even got the question out all the way. It was like, Hey, would you be willing to... CHOMP! Aieeeeeee! She enjoyed it a little too much. Slobbered all over the place. Ew. I felt the urge to leave once it was done as the other vampires were still scoping me out. Look, one donation a day. I am not a walking blood bank. Go find a celeb to kick or something. He had the itchy bite pop-up and the boiling blood pop-up so it's progressing. I'll have to finish it another play session. I'm sure I'll have tales of vampire adventures soon.

You're probably all wondering what my catchy post title means. Well... in the course of playing this sim, in hopes of snagging a vampire to turn him, I went to a few bars and a club. I got a good look at the dance on counters and tables. It was funny, yet embarrassing, yet erotic, yet... just plain WRONG! Once he really got into it I thought, Stop shakin' your thang at me! It just seemed above the teen rating, and I half expected him to start stripping (I didn't direct him, he did this on his own. I often let my sims be independent.). LOL Apparently he is an inspiration to all clubbers as a female sim jumped up on the table next to him and did her thing. Well, OK. Whatever floats yer boat. I was so embarrassed. I got him down and he got back up. He was rather obstinate. But it was worth a giggle.

Now, I've been editing my old sims to add in the new body enhancements so I've checked out the female Late Night wardrobe additions. Is EA SURE the only new career with this EP is film? Really EA? I beg to differ. I dunno. Maybe I'm a prude but they're always going off about the game rating and claim it's family friendly, blah blah, but you check out the leather, buckles, and bustiers in multiple clothing categories and see what you think is going through their mind. I found it... fascinating. Especially the lingerie. Hmmm... I suppose it gets real lonely being a game programmer/designer/etc. ROFL

OK, I'm done. There will always be more later. I never run out of stuff to make fun of or comment on. Y'all have a good laugh on me and we'll meet up again soon.